A scene from Jay and Sam
Jay sits on his bed, typing on his laptop. Q, his brother-in-law plops down beside him.
Q: (head in hands) Hey, Bro.
Jay: (typing) Sup.
Jay: (sighs, placing the laptop on the floor) What’s wrong?
Q: I messed up.
Jay: (curious) How?
Q: I texted the wrong person.
Jay: Okay. Just send an apology text.
Q: I did.
Q: (lifts head) It was Bethany.
Jay: (laughs) The crazy chick?
Q: (mumbles) Yeah.
Jay: What you text her?
Q: (groans and then mumbles inaudibly)
Jay: What? (laughs) Man, you sound like a dying bear.
Q: (groans louder) What? (laughs) Shut up man but seriously.
Jay: Okay, what you say?
Q: (rubs temples) I asked her if I can cuddle.
Jay: (laughs harder)
Q: Not that funny.
Jay: Kind of.
Q: Pfft. Whatevea
Jay: Dude, seriously? (laughs softly)
Q: What?! (stands, heading to the door) It’s not that funny.
Jay: All right. All right. But seriously, cuddle, bro?
Q: I know (shakes head)
Jay: That’s pretty intimate.
Q: (narrows eyes) Not funny, bro.
Jay: A little, especially since she’s your aunt.
Q: (exasperated sigh) I know. It’s going to be weird as hell at the reunion.
Jay: At least you have a conversation starter.
Q: (squints) Having fun?
Jay: (smirks) A little.